Trump Seizes On Soggy Paper Straws As Campaign Issue: ‘Make Straws Great Again’ USA

Posted on July 21, 2019 by DrRossH in Plastic Straws

Source: Trump Seizes On Soggy Paper Straws As Campaign Issue: ‘Make Straws Great Again’

His reelection campaign is selling reusable and recycled straws in its 2020 online store, and Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale blasted the slurping nonsoggy alternative in an email titled “Make Straws Great Again,” a play on the president’s famed slogan.

“I’m so over paper straws, and I’m sure you are too. Much like most liberal ideas, paper straws don’t work and they fall apart instantly. That’s why we just launched our latest product – Official Trump Straws,” Parscale wrote late Friday. “Now you can finally be free from liberal paper straws that fall apart within minutes and ruin your drink.”

Until the Executuv office admits they are screwing up we will have this terribly irreponsible behaviour.